I was a little surprised that our favorite day in D.C. was…not in D.C. Instead, we enjoyed a lovely visit to Baltimore’s inner harbor, a place where one could easily spend a whole vacation. Around a little inlet of water lies at least one hotel, a myriad of cool-looking places to eat, an aquarium, a science center, a children’s museum, and one of those Ripley’s Believe It or Not places. There was also a maritime museum.
We chose the maritime museum.
It might not sound like the most exciting thing ever, but I assure you that we all loved it! The “museum” consists of four ships docked in the harbor, and we toured them all. I’m getting ahead of myself, though.
Our day in Baltimore really started on Federal Hill, where we enjoyed our picnic lunch.

Our lunch spot boasted a great view of the inner harbor, where we spent the bulk of our day:

Zooming in, you can see the submarine and lighthouse ship to the left of the aquarium here:

The Civil War ship we toured is to the left of the dock:

While the adults lingered over lunch, the kids had fun playing on the playground that was on the hill. Before we left I got a picture of them on one of the cannons:

Then, we drove down to the harbor itself. While the kids played on this sculpture…


…Ken and I went to buy tickets for the maritime museum:

Our first ship was probably Luke’s favorite: the USCGC Taney. It was built in 1935-6 and was docked near Pearl Harbor during the infamous attack. Being so close, it came to defend the harbor during the attack. It then went on to see quite a bit of action during WW2.



The kids loved all the narrow passageways and stairs. I’m telling you: touring ships is exciting stuff, to small children and history nerds alike.
I told Ken and Victoria that Anna would stay on this “phone” as long as someone was talking to her:

The girls enjoyed a little role play in the mess hall:

Uncle Ken explained the basics of the Pearl Harbor attack using this helpful replica:

More stairs!

Outside the ship:

After vessel #1, we took a potty and water break in the nearby hotel:

Next, it was on to the submarine!

The USS Torsk was “the last American naval vessel to sink an enemy warship in World War II,” according the handy brochure I was given upon boarding. It fought in the Pacific.






The submarine was really fun. My personal favorite, however, was the USS Constellation, a sloop-of-war that spent years fighting the African slave trade in the Mediterranean, before heading back to defend the Union during the Civil War:

Not only was it beautiful, we all got audio tours:

On deck:

In the galley:

In all three ships, the kids’ favorite parts were probably the beds. The hammocks, especially, were a huge hit. The kids definitely spent most of their time here, especially when they discovered that some had ropes you could pull to swing them!

Luke, exploring the officers’ quarters:

Learning about the hull:

The captain’s quarters:


After touring the Constellation, we took a smoothie break at the nearby Starbucks…which was in the world’s coolest Barnes and Noble:

The bookstore (a family favorite) is located in an old power plant, which still has the smokestacks…not to mention a super cool see-through escalator. (Remember how my kids love escalators? They thought this one was amazing.)

Much to their delight, both Starbucks and the children’s section were on the second floor.
After our break, we went back to our fourth and final ship, a lightship. It was probably our least favorite ship, so the tour was quick:


The kids did love the view from the top:

Uncle Ken explained to them how you could send messages with the light:

Next, we had to run back into Barnes and Noble for another potty break for Anna. While Victoria looked for a magazine, I took a few pictures of the kids outside:

Anna inspired me:

She also alternated between “sneaking up” on Uncle Ken and me:


Boo!

We then walked around a bit, and the kids watched a street performer while Ken and Victoria tried to figure out a place to eat:


We eventually settled on heading back toward Columbia and stopping at a local organic market that had pre-made food…and face painting!
On the way out, Grace and Anna stopped to look at a bug:

As Ken had remarked, jokingly, when the kids had stopped to gape at a duck earlier, “Darn you and your childhood sense of wonderment!” Seriously, I did note the irony of dragging my kids to see all of these “great” manmade things, like ships and monuments, when they were just as easily entertained by dirt, sticks, bugs, and ducks!
To my surprise, it was easy to convince Luke to get his face painted (not that I would have pressed the issue). I just suggested something to do with Batman, and he was sold! As for Anna, well, it was never a question of whether or not she would have her face painted:


The market where we got dinner:

Like the days preceding it, this day was packed, but it was also a lot of fun. We all got good sleep that night, and then the kids and I headed out late Friday morning. We planned to drive eight hours, and then stop for the night; however, my kids were all for pressing on and getting home in one day. Thus, we kept driving, and pulled in just before midnight. They were both great travelers, aided in part by the iPad, which is a marvelous invention. Luke’s favorite games are “Stack the States” and “Stack the Countries,” the latter of which has really difficult puzzles of all the continents. Seriously, I tried to do a couple and totally flopped. You only get three errors, there are no lines to divide the countries, and let’s be honest: half of the countries ,I’ve never even heard of. However, Luke has mastered South America, and spent a lot of the ride home figuring out Asia. Thus, I heard things like, “Mom! Did you know the Philippines are in Asia?” “Mom, did you know Japan is in Asia?” (“I know, son. That’s the country we are teaming up with to make the Global Precipitation Measurement System. Do you remember that from our tour of NASA?” “Yeah, mom! That’s why I said it!” Nerds unite.)
And also: “WHOA, mom! Russia is HUGE!”
Eventually, he mastered Asia, and spent the rest of his iPad time tackling Europe. He totally knows more geography than I do right now.
It was a good trip. I’d like to think that we learned a lot. And even more importantly, we got to spend some good time with our family. Thank you, Ken and Victoria (and Grace and Amelia) for being such marvelous hosts!